👑 Westerphale

You're the newly crowned monarch, about to give the speech of your life to a starving kingdom. There's no menu — just type what you'd say out loud.

How to play. Your speech has four moments. At each one, type what you'd actually say aloud — a sentence or two, in your own words. The crowd reacts to your tone, not to any magic words: 🟢 kind · 🟡 aloof · 🟠 snobbish · 🔴 cruel. Follow your speechwriter's advice… or don't.